100 Josh Allens VS a Gorilla
Saint Ezzard
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Simple question here, could 100 Josh Allens defeat a full grown male Silverback Gorilla in combat? No weapons allowed, just straight up hand to hand combat. And the Gorilla has to deal with all 100 Josh Allens coming at him at the same time.
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Now keep in mind, a Silverback can lift 1,763 lbs of dead weight, they ain't no joke. Just look at him, he's ripped.
A bite force of 1,300 PSI ( pounds per square inch), he could bite through a human skull like it's a freakin' peanut.
Then throw in the anger factor, a Gorilla isn't going to take kindly to being messed with. Impressive specimen.
My personal opinion on this epic battle, I think the 100 Josh Allens could eventually overwhelm the Gorilla with the right strategy, but there will be casualties.
i dont think a single gorilla can defend against the pass. He could stuff pretty much any run play though
I prefer King Kong v. Godzilla.
I also like McGilla Gorilla.
I dunno, but I'd take Mary Poppins over 100 Jets players.
It's certainly a fight I would like to see on pay-per-view someday, the only question is, who will have the home advantage? Will the fight take place at Highmark Stadium, or in the Congo rainforest? That could be key to victory. ☝️
DD why not the gorilla vs 100 Aaron Rodgers?
LOL. That would be an interesting battle, if we can ever get Rodgers away from the LSD and Bongo drums.
ummm, it would only take one Aaron Rodgers to defeat a silverback. obviously.
I think the more fair battle would be 100 male silverbacks vs. 1 Aaron Rodgers.
George Brett, Roger Clemens and Tommy Brady.