A must have!!!

TZAHL · May 4, 2006 2:05AM

Ebay Rules

Stingray · May 4, 2006 2:08AM

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zef204 · May 4, 2006 2:17AM

What were you searching for?

TZAHL · May 4, 2006 2:21AM

The patented (rc, rcs, rookie, rookies, huge, lot, collection, auto, autograph, heritage, relic) search that I do, I actually ran across an auction with a bunch of SPA and SPX football rookies and clicked on View Sellers other items.

Oops!

onefasttalon · May 4, 2006 2:21AM

This moron is probably doing this to try and be the next auction that everyone talks about.

Who knows... maybe BGSBrad will buy this, and resell it for $100,000 as a 1/1.

zef204 · May 4, 2006 2:22AM

<< <i>The patented (rc, rcs, rookie, rookies, huge, lot, collection, auto, autograph, heritage, relic) search that I do, I actually ran across an auction with a bunch of SPA and SPX football rookies and clicked on View Sellers other items.

Oops! >>

187 clicks right now. I bet it will have 10,000 in a few hours unless eBay pulls it.

cardfan07 · May 4, 2006 3:04AM

Question is, which of you think you can outbid me for Ms. Lohan's fart jar???
Good luck with that!

poppie · May 4, 2006 3:14AM

Think you could "cut one" into smaller jars and sell them as Gym Mint ?

onlyanumber · May 4, 2006 3:15AM

I went as high as .96. After that it is too rich for my blood.

Stingray · May 4, 2006 3:26AM

Is there a guaranteed freshness date with that thing???

cardfan07 · May 4, 2006 3:34AM

If that sucker doesnt get pulled, I'm on the line for .99¢. Damn. Either way, it's in my bid history for the next 30 days.
Oooops, I just told you what my high bid was for. I'll have to up it.
Side note: she needs to get back to a healthy weight. And get some talent.

nightcrawler · May 4, 2006 2:54PM

I bet a guy could get 5 maybe 6 good sniffs out of a jar that size? Then you could blow that air in another jar and sell it as, previously sniffed Lindsey Lohan farts

pandrews · May 4, 2006 3:08PM

i sent the seller a question..

onlyanumber · May 4, 2006 10:12PM

So did I, and I got a response:

My question: Hi, Can you verify that the jar genuinely smells bad? I thought she had one of those 'my crap doesn't stink attitudes'?

Response: I can assure you that her crap does stink. She can be quite smelly after a night of partying.

Southerncards · May 4, 2006 11:05PM

My doctor asked me to pee in a cup...think that's as valuable as a fart in a jar?

Maybe this will be the start of a new phrase....being so broke that you don't have a jar to fart in.

nightcrawler · May 5, 2006 12:30AM

The saying may not apply to Lindsey Lohan farts, this auction is far from over

Now I'm wondering what kind of shipping restrictions could come into effect here? Lindsey may have some pretty potent fart gas? Should be OK as long as it's not sent air mail, volatile or flammable gas requires a special carrier?

cardfan07 · May 8, 2006 9:10AM

Dang, didn't win. Got outbid. I thought my 99¢ bid would hold up! Bosox1976 is the lucky winner here. I'm wondering if this will be kept unopened or ripped open the instant it hits the door!!

SoFLPhillyFan · May 8, 2006 9:30AM

Somebody light a match.

Knuckles · May 8, 2006 9:41AM

Maybe I should win it.. make Lindsey Lohan cards.. quickly put them in the jar.. let them sit in the jar for a year then sell the scratch and sniff cards.

Onlypsahockey · May 8, 2006 9:47AM

Good thing she flushed on her way out!

HoofHearted · May 8, 2006 10:08AM

Hilarious. Mike! You've gotta RIP one when you get it!!

Too much...

hh

zef204 · May 8, 2006 10:23AM

This reminds me of the line from Tommy Boy:

If you want a could chit in the box and mark it gauranteed, I've got free time.

Bosox1976 · May 8, 2006 11:09AM

Well...obviously a big win tonight fellas.

Thanks to PAndrews for not finishing me off with the bidding.

Zef - and any other Chicago guys, let me know if you'd like to be part of a grand opening.

Knuckles - do you have any experience with scratch & sniff memorabilia cards?

Finally, I am considering using the jar to house my "Hall of Shame" cards. I feel that my Brian Taylor Auto RC, Rashan Salaam Auto RC, and Shaun King Auto RC's may improve with "marinating time" in the malodious jar. I would certainly be open to letting one of you all use it to return an eroneously graded GAI unopened pack to GAI in for giggles.

Heck - I will donate the jar - minus most of the valuable contents, of course - to whomever comes up with the best usage for it... Post 'em here boys and I'll announce a winner when the accursed sistern arrives.

zef204 · May 8, 2006 11:14AM

<< <i>Zef - and any other Chicago guys, let me know if you'd like to be part of a grand opening. >>

Onlypsahockey · May 9, 2006 7:40AM

<< Heck - I will donate the jar - minus most of the valuable contents, of course - to whomever comes up with the best usage for it... Post 'em here boys and I'll announce a winner when the accursed sistern arrives. >>

Mike- You need to send the jar to PSA so one of Joe Orlando's lackees can follow him around and use the jar to collect his tears.

They should be saved. I heard somewhere that they cure cancer.

A must have!!!

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