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mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
For some reason it's my first time on this board. Most of you probably know me but I'll make it a point to pop in every now and then.

Things to know:

Bullet 1: I'm an Astros fan (native Texan) living in LA
Bullet 2: I watch other professional sports but find it hard to actually care about them.
Bullet 3: I love Texas A&M Athletics (anything televised) and the end of season tournaments (Big Dance, CWS, etc.).
Bullet 4: I tend to get surly when posting tipsy.
Bullet 5: I tend to post tipsy every weekend or so.

I consider each one of you close and personal friends.

Comments

  • mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
    Is this the right forum for trading porn DVD's?
  • Gemmy10Gemmy10 Posts: 2,990
    You probably know besides me being the resident "Yankee Master Collection" expert on the Sports and Memorabilia Board, I am a Yankee Spammer Extraordinare on this board.
  • stevekstevek Posts: 28,996 ✭✭✭✭✭
    <<< Is this the right forum for trading porn DVD's? >>>

    Yes, "Eagles does Dallas" because the Eagles are going to f**k Dallas twice this coming NFL season.

  • yawie99yawie99 Posts: 2,575 ✭✭✭


    << <i><<< Is this the right forum for trading porn DVD's? >>>

    Yes, "Eagles does Dallas" because the Eagles are going to f**k Dallas twice this coming NFL season. >>



    Sports and latent homoeroticism.

    Like milk 'n' cookies.
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  • mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
    Stevek-

    Just remember back to the glory days of Enis the p e n i s
  • stevekstevek Posts: 28,996 ✭✭✭✭✭
    <<< latent homoeroticism >>>

    What? You are a funny guy - LOL. Possibly you don't know of the famous 1970's porn movie "Debbie Does Dallas." Nothing homo about Bambi Woods. Watch that movie sometime...maybe you'll learn something.

    Eagles are going to "Do" the rest of the NFL as well. I'm just warming up for the soon to be brutal football smack talk that will be happening in this forum as the Eagles start their march to winning the Super Bowl.

    GO EAGLES!!!!!
  • stevekstevek Posts: 28,996 ✭✭✭✭✭
    <<< Just remember back to the glory days of Enis the p e n i s >>>

    John Holmes has always been my hero.

    Pasted from a website:
    John Holmes (aka Johnny Wadd) appeared in 2274 porno pics and reportedly had sex with more than 14000 women.

  • kuhlmannkuhlmann Posts: 3,326 ✭✭
    How about Mcf@g does Owens?? Only thing the eagles will be doing in dallas this year will be sitting on there a$$ while julius jones runs for 3 td's and dallas wins 38-10! !!


  • << <i>Is this the right forum for trading porn DVD's? >>



    I bought a new DVD player and have been wanting to get a few good pornos, but when I recently saw a few cable news stories about "exposing Deep Throat", all I saw was a really old guy who was drooling and waving at the camera. What gives?
  • stownstown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭


    << <i>Bullet 1: I'm an Astros fan (native Texan) living in LA >>



    Did you know that since May 25th, the Astros have the best record in baseball? Get another bat and a good setup man, and they will compete for the Wild Card.
    So basically my kid won't be able to go to college, but at least I'll have a set where the three most expensive cards are of a player I despise ~ CDsNuts
  • Mac53Mac53 Posts: 805


    << <i>John Holmes (aka Johnny Wadd) appeared in 2274 porno pics and reportedly had sex with more than 14000 women. >>



    It's a tough job, but somebody has to do it.
    "Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well."image
  • SoFLPhillyFanSoFLPhillyFan Posts: 3,931 ✭✭


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    << <i>Is this the right forum for trading porn DVD's? >>



    I bought a new DVD player and have been wanting to get a few good pornos, but when I recently saw a few cable news stories about "exposing Deep Throat", all I saw was a really old guy who was drooling and waving at the camera. What gives? >>



    Linda Lovelace did not age well.....in fact it was so bad that she's dead.
  • SoFLPhillyFanSoFLPhillyFan Posts: 3,931 ✭✭


    << <i> "Eagles does Dallas" because the Eagles are going to f**k Dallas twice this coming NFL season. >>



    I think I will print that on t-shirts and sell them at the Linc.

    True smack.
  • mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭


    << <i>John Holmes (aka Johnny Wadd) appeared in 2274 porno pics and reportedly had sex with more than 14000 women. >>




    I would rather be a Texan with a ring than an Eegils fan with an STD.


    Tell your herpe I said hi.
  • mudflap02mudflap02 Posts: 2,060 ✭✭
    I will throw an Ohhh Snap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111one in there.
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