Fugio Cent For Sale: eBay Only
Pushkin
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Pushkin
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Pushkin
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Camelot
New collectors, please educate yourself before spending money on coins; there are people who believe that using numismatic knowledge to rip the naïve is what this hobby is all about.
Great auction description:
The absolute ugliest Fugio Cent in the universe, bar none!!! Any clown with a couple of grand can buy one of those Bank of New York Hoard Fugio cents, all it takes is money. Boring, boring, boring. Those Mint State PCGS and NGC certified Fugios are for sissies and wimps. Real men and women want a Fugio with history, character, verdigris, scratches, bumps, porosity and real fractional carat-size crystals of copper sulfate growing right on the coin. You want detail, then work to see detail, with a stereo microscope you will see things on my cent that you could only imagine in a Twilight Zone episode growing on one of those bourgeois Bank of New York entombed sissy coins. My Fugio has been stomped on, buried, dug up, sneezed on, probably used as a weapon, and lost more times than all those wimpy effeminate Bank of New York Mint State girlie coins. I dare anybody to find an uglier, more grizzled, dirtier, more abused Fugio than the one I am proudly offering for sale, Double Dare you, Triple Dare you!!!! You want MONSTER TONED, well my Fugio could tone a monster! Unlike those boring, sat in bags in a bank vault doing nothing Bank of New York Hoard Fugios, you can touch my Fugio, you can do magic tricks with it, pull it out of your ear, wear it on your naval, give it as a “I forgot Valentine’s Day” present to the one you don’t love and wish you could forget. Buy this coin from me on eBay and receive free of charge a common date Indian Cent, graded G-6 by me, if you don’t like my grade, then you grade it. It’s not entombed in ugly, scratched up expensive plastic. It’s yours to grade with and play with as you please. Buy this coin when the auction closes and receive a FREE Brilliant Uncirculated 2004 D Wisconsin State Quarter, ABSOLUTELY NO EXTRA LEAF (I trimmed the ugly extra leaf off), just a neat old cow sniffing SMELLY cheese. Pay for the Fugio with REAL MONEY and receive a small hairball of authentic Maine Coon cat hair. Not any ordinary ball of cat hair, this Maine Coon cat hair came from a REAL male Maine Coon cat whose parents were GRAND CHAMPIONS (I have to give something away for those buyers who won’t buy unless there is some snob appeal). This ball of REAL MAINE COON cat hair is for real snobs. So, bid often, bid high and you just might win the UGLIEST FUGIO CENT in the universe, an Indian Head cent, a 2004 D no extra leaf Brilliant Uncirculated Wisconsin State Quarter AND the PRICELESS mini-ball (approx. .78 cal. for the gun folks) of male Maine Coon cat hair. Collectors, Dealers and Wannabe Dealers are all welcome to bid. Please add $5.00 for INSURED USPS S&H. GOOD LUCK. NO RESERVE, NO NOT A LITTLE RESERVE AND NOT A BIG RESERVE, NO, NO NO RESERVE!!! ABSOLUTELY NO RETURNS - THIS IS A TRUE AUCTION, NOT A SISSY SALE . YOU BUY IT, YOU KEEP IT.
Maybe this exquisite gem would get more bids if folks could actually see all the green crystals and other stuff growing on the obverse?