Just when PayPal lets me buy insurance - the PO closes the Blue customer service door
relayer
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Since PayPal now lets me buy insurance online, it eliminated having to wait in line 15 minutes to mail a coin.
And when I get a notice in my PO box of a package, I just go to the customer service door and ring the bell and they hand me my package and I'm out of there.
Until an efficiency expert came in and told them the clerks aren't productive enough, so they decide to close the customer service door forcing everyone into the now longer line to pick up a package. Apparently the delivering part of the mail service does not generate revenue.
If they would fix the problems my way with 5 simple steps they could keep the customer service door open
1) Tell “chatty lady” to shut up and quit talking for 10 minutes with each customer.
2) Retire “old fat lady” who walks bent over at a snails pace when going in the back to pick up a package.
3) Retire “handicap lady” (who can only take 2 packages not to exceed 5 lbs)
4) Hire Spanish speakers who can explain to the illegal aliens sending stuff back to Mexico that you actually have to seal the box and put an address on it before they can mail it (for those who actually bring stuff in a box). Currently only “handicap lady” speaks Spanish, but she can’t take the heavy boxes.
5) Move “gomer Joe” to the back room to just sort mail, since most transactions are too complex for him.
And when I get a notice in my PO box of a package, I just go to the customer service door and ring the bell and they hand me my package and I'm out of there.
Until an efficiency expert came in and told them the clerks aren't productive enough, so they decide to close the customer service door forcing everyone into the now longer line to pick up a package. Apparently the delivering part of the mail service does not generate revenue.
If they would fix the problems my way with 5 simple steps they could keep the customer service door open
1) Tell “chatty lady” to shut up and quit talking for 10 minutes with each customer.
2) Retire “old fat lady” who walks bent over at a snails pace when going in the back to pick up a package.
3) Retire “handicap lady” (who can only take 2 packages not to exceed 5 lbs)
4) Hire Spanish speakers who can explain to the illegal aliens sending stuff back to Mexico that you actually have to seal the box and put an address on it before they can mail it (for those who actually bring stuff in a box). Currently only “handicap lady” speaks Spanish, but she can’t take the heavy boxes.
5) Move “gomer Joe” to the back room to just sort mail, since most transactions are too complex for him.
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You just described every post office.
Great transactions with oih82w8, JasonGaming, Moose1913.
But true!!!!
Hey, I haven't had a chance to do those in a while.
Can I get an Amen ????
If my Jackazz Postman would actually bring my packages to my door instead of being lazy and just filling out the "Pink slip" and throwing the notice in my mailbox (community mailbox at the end of the street) without ever coming to my door, going to the #@$#@$#@ post office would never be an issue!!
Whew....I feel better now.
Zach
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<< <i>My mailman apparently thinks he's the social director of my neighborhood. He forces me to meet my neighbors because I ALWAYS GET THEIR MAIL!!!
Whew....I feel better now. >>
Yeah... well I get mail about every other day for a house that's a few blocks away... and not even on my street (or a street that intersects my street)! The only thing we have in common is the house number
Jeremy
09/07/2006
Collector of US Small Size currency, Atlanta FRNs, and Georgia nationals since 1977. Researcher of small size US type - seeking serial number data for all FRN star notes, Series 1928 to 1934-D. Life member SPMC.
Russ, NCNE
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THEY leave a slip in the mailbox saying they are holding a package for you. You make a special trip the next day, wait in line and they can't find your package. They ask all the other employees, look everywhere including where it's supposed to be and where it shouldn't be, then ask you to come back tomorrow and wait in line again.
They send you a request to stop in and then look at you like you have three heads when you actually want to followup and pick up the package!
No wonder people go postal.
Joe