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The Official Bronson Arroyo Owns the Yanks Thread

Who is this cat, who knows, who cares, but he owns the Yankees...maybe even will throw a no-no. Jeter
is quaking in his boots, Godzilla has ran away. They know this guy is going to mow them down. Admit
defeat Yankee fans, Arroyo owns you all!

That line forming behind the woodshed is what we used to call the Yankees! The big question is what
color dress will Arod be wearing?

JS

Comments

  • murcerfanmurcerfan Posts: 2,329 ✭✭
    In four games against New York in 2004, he went 0-0 with a 5.35 ERA in 24 innings


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  • joestalinjoestalin Posts: 12,473 ✭✭
    yeah you see..you all have yet to beat him!

    scared?

    JS
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  • ctsoxfanctsoxfan Posts: 6,246 ✭✭


    << <i>In four games against New York in 2004, he went 0-0 with a 5.35 ERA in 24 innings


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    The Red Sox won all 4 of the games he started, he did not factor into any of the decisions however. You forget that part? image
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  • joestalinjoestalin Posts: 12,473 ✭✭
    This just in:

    Arod and Jeter are running scared and were last seen trying to hitchhike out of Boston

    Godzilla is on a plane back to the mother land, he wet his pants twice on the way to the airport!

    I hope Cario can swing a bat!

    JS
  • murcerfanmurcerfan Posts: 2,329 ✭✭
    Cairo hit .292 this season.

    that's what? 25 points higher than Soriano ?

    .........and 30 points above Mark "ding-dong the human wiff" Bellhorn


    scared of this punk ?

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    doubtful.
  • murcerfanmurcerfan Posts: 2,329 ✭✭
    By the way genius.

    Matsui is 5 for 5 against Brawny "one oar in the water" A-row-row this year at Fenway.


    edited to add:


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  • DirtyHarryDirtyHarry Posts: 1,917 ✭✭✭
    Where did he get that name? No diss on him, just unusual. I don't know many Bronsons.

    1. "Then Came Bronson" (OK - who was the actor).
    2. Charles Bronson - he was bad... and international.
    3. The third generation James Bond guy.
    Proud of my 16x20 autographed and framed collection - all signed in person. Not big on modern - I'm stuck in the past!
  • His father was a big fan of Charles Bronson.....true story.
  • joestalinjoestalin Posts: 12,473 ✭✭
    what, you still can't beat him? He owned you today, you all didn't have one hit!

    ohhh, thanks for the Soriano comparision....and how many homers did Cairo have? 6 and 42 rbi's compared
    to Soriano's bulky 28 and 91...ahhh who needs 28 homers from a lead off guy anyways?

    so you paid Arod 14 million dollars a year more than Soriano and he gave you 8 more homers and
    15 more rbi's...LMAO...ok that was worth it!

    JS
  • Bronson Pinchot aka Balki Bartokomous of "Perfect Strangers" fame..
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  • murcerfanmurcerfan Posts: 2,329 ✭✭
    ahhh who needs 28 homers from a lead off guy anyways?

    Soriano was hitting lead-off for Texas?

    ..........in which of their 169 games?


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    edited to ask:
    Do you even watch sports?

    .........and I would say having the best player in the game leading off has worked pretty well this year.
    surely you agree?

  • joestalinjoestalin Posts: 12,473 ✭✭
    Soriano was YOUR lead off man when he played for you all, and we all know he was a thread to go deep
    in that position, he got moved around in Texas, but still put up numbers in less than 169, 162 or how
    many games he played which by the way, was less than Arod.

    You guys got screwed by Texas and won't even have rings to show for it!

    JS
  • murcerfanmurcerfan Posts: 2,329 ✭✭
    Texas is paying 80% of A-rods paycheck this season.


    screwed ?

    Nope, only the bosox get that honor image
  • Gemmy10Gemmy10 Posts: 2,990
    <<Texas is paying 80% of A-rods paycheck this season.>>

    HE HE HE HE HE. Shrewd businessman that Steinbrenner is!
  • murcerfanmurcerfan Posts: 2,329 ✭✭
    clearly,


    Hideki Matsui owns Brony Oh-no-no

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  • Gemmy10Gemmy10 Posts: 2,990
    Arroyo was lit up like a firecracker.


  • << <i>Where did he get that name? No diss on him, just unusual. I don't know many Bronsons.

    1. "Then Came Bronson" (OK - who was the actor).
    2. Charles Bronson - he was bad... and international.
    3. The third generation James Bond guy. >>



    4) Doyle "Texas Dolly" Brunson

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    4000000 displaced Iraqi refugees * 655000 Iraqi deaths *
    4047 dead servicemen * 27104 wounded servicemen *
    Billions of dollars wasted ....

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  • << <i>3. The third generation James Bond guy. >>

    That would be Pierce Brosnan, not Bronson. And he was the 6th actor to play Bond on film.
  • joestalinjoestalin Posts: 12,473 ✭✭
    what does 400,000 bucks buy you ??

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Bronson Owns you all!

    JS
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