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Dud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius - Mr. Two Week Hold On A $6 Check Ebay Seller

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Dud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(singer: “Real Men of Genius”)

Today we salute you, Mr. Two Week Hold On A $6 Check Ebay Seller
(singer: “Mr. Two Week Hold On A $6 Check Ebay Seller”)

After years of investing in Ryan Leaf, Rick Meier and other “can’t miss”
rookie cards, you’ve finally decided it’s time to hatch that huge nest egg
you’ve been sitting on.
(singer: “Huge nest egg!”)

Sure, even though all the winners of your auctions have years of perfect
feedback, you’re certain it’s all just a big setup and they’ve got you in the
cross-hairs for that one big score.
(singer: “One big score!”)

You show no mercy on those who plead for Paypal and you’re way too
savvy to fall for those old scam lines like “Please send upon payment
received - my son’s birthday next week”.
(singer: “Old scam lines!)

So crack open an ice-cold Dud Light, you mogul of memorabilia, because
when it comes to combating internet crime, all of your customers do
two weeks of time.
(singer: Mr. Two Week Hold On A $6 Check Ebay Seller)



Inspired by those hilarious Bud Light Commercials


(edited for revised title of thread)

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