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I'm in East Tennessee and there are a lot of people who don't like the Titans. I received this e-mail from one of the people in my Fantasy Football League on NFL.com (all local people). Some are in bad taste, but I'll post them all anyways.
Q: What's the difference between the Tennessee Titans & the Taliban?
A: The Taliban has a running game!
Q: What do the Tennessee Titans & Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: How do you keep a Tennessee Titans player out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Nashville in case of a tornado?
A: The Coliseum - they never get a touchdown there!
Q: Why doesn't Memphis have a professional football team?
A: Because then Nashville would want one too...
Q: Why was Jeff Fisher upset when the Cowboys playbook was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q: What's the difference between the Tennessee Titans and a dollar
bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super
Bowl
A: The Tennessee Titans
Q: What do the Tennessee Titans and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road...
Now you see why Titans cards are so cheap. Not even Tennessee residents are Titan fans.
Q: What's the difference between the Tennessee Titans & the Taliban?
A: The Taliban has a running game!
Q: What do the Tennessee Titans & Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: How do you keep a Tennessee Titans player out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Nashville in case of a tornado?
A: The Coliseum - they never get a touchdown there!
Q: Why doesn't Memphis have a professional football team?
A: Because then Nashville would want one too...
Q: Why was Jeff Fisher upset when the Cowboys playbook was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q: What's the difference between the Tennessee Titans and a dollar
bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super
Bowl
A: The Tennessee Titans
Q: What do the Tennessee Titans and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road...
Now you see why Titans cards are so cheap. Not even Tennessee residents are Titan fans.
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Good stuff Auto. I think I'll use some of these jokes on my friends by switching the Titans for their favorite team.