JOKE POST.......

cardnyou

a man went to the social security office to start his social security check...the ladie asked him for a picture i.d.....he reached in his back pocket and found nuthin...i seem to have left my wallet at home and i live around 40 miles from here....is there any other way for me to prove that i'm really old enough ?...the ladie said well...unbutton your shirt...he did and she saw all the grey hairs on his chest...your old enuff....he got home and was sooo excited he told his wife....honey i forgot my wallet and showed her my grey hairs on my chest and she approved me for social security...the wife then said...."you ought to have dropped your pants and seen if you could have qualified for disability too"

Lantz

What do a biker chick and an empty bucket of chicken have in common?

cardnyou

whut

Lantz

A GREASY HOLE TO THROW YOUR BONE IN!!!

cardnyou

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LMMFAO

AI3TheAnswer

Lol............

LiveAndLearn

all this had to say was cardnyou for peeps to know the jokenness...

LiveAndLearn

I expect the fucckin' piece of shiit to respond to the shiit posted on his post at the least....I'm bored as hell and currently live in the vicinity of hell.....

Lantz

How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?

KBryant1

both are funny as hel l

cardnyou

ttt

Lantz

OK,I'll tell a less crude joke since it is Sat Morn. LOL

Henry and Marge,a 70 yr old couple,were having breakfast one morning. Marge says to Henry, " Is'nt it funny that after 50 years of marriage, my nipples still get hot when I look at you?" . Henry says, "No Marge,your boob is in your oatmeal."