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It's Saturday night so a little off topic fun never hurt anyone. At least not too bad. Just thought I'd share a recent eating experience. I love watching Man vs. Food on DTV, so in the spirit of the upcoming new season, I decided to embark on the Blazin' Challenge at the local Buffalo Wild Wings. 12 of their hottest wings, in 6 minutes, with nothing else to eat or drink. All in a quest to get my picture on their Wall of Flame, and a free T-Shirt 
Here I am with a pre-challenge smile, full of bravado (and a premeal coating of Maalox)
The challenge arrives, and the waitiress asks if I'm ready, I was born ready so it's time to get down to business
Not quite feeling the fire yet, but can tell it's beginning to heat up
Beginning to wonder what I've gotten myself into
I announce to my table of co-workers that "this is stupid" and the lady beside me delights in my misery
I'm full fledged on fire, eyes watering, nose running, lips burning, it's awesome
As soon as I defeat the challenge, I break out a post-challenge smile of victory
Nothing like some ice cream, to take the sting out of your lips and body
Overall, a decent challenge. The hardest part for me was not the heat, but trying to get the wings down in 6 minutes, as I was taking my time and would give commentary after every wing. Great way to spend a lunch with a bunch of my friends from the courthouse.
Watch out Adam (Man vs. Food), I'm going to take your job.
Here I am with a pre-challenge smile, full of bravado (and a premeal coating of Maalox)
The challenge arrives, and the waitiress asks if I'm ready, I was born ready so it's time to get down to business
Not quite feeling the fire yet, but can tell it's beginning to heat up
Beginning to wonder what I've gotten myself into
I announce to my table of co-workers that "this is stupid" and the lady beside me delights in my misery
I'm full fledged on fire, eyes watering, nose running, lips burning, it's awesome
As soon as I defeat the challenge, I break out a post-challenge smile of victory
Nothing like some ice cream, to take the sting out of your lips and body
Overall, a decent challenge. The hardest part for me was not the heat, but trying to get the wings down in 6 minutes, as I was taking my time and would give commentary after every wing. Great way to spend a lunch with a bunch of my friends from the courthouse.
Watch out Adam (Man vs. Food), I'm going to take your job.
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Like the giant stack of jumbo pancakes with whole stick of butter....
Anyway
Congrats on winning the challenge Mike!
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Sounds interesting...
Here is someone else drinking a gallon of milk in an hour
Congrats Mike, I know I would never try that!
You are a far better man than I am!!!! I can't eat even the "mild" wings without my stomach calling for a cease-fire!!!!!
Oh, and daddymc's comment about when they "come out".....very true!!! If you think they were hot going in!!!!!
Steve
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Gotta give ya credit!
I'm a big fan of Man v. Food - the guy can eat an inner tube coated with wing sauce!
He was here in SA and ate a pepper I never heard of before - a 'ghost' chili - supposed to be way, way hotter than a habanero!
Thanx for the entertainment!
mike
Until then I am your food nemesis, Allen.
See you in Baltimore !
PS I too thought this thread was going to be about a Wade Boggs Rookie card auto!
Doug
Liquidating my collection for the 3rd and final time. Time for others to enjoy what I have enjoyed over the last several decades. Money could be put to better use.
never choose an ice cream over a cold beer though.....
great show
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I hope your a** forgives you!
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some Tucks medicated pads will soothe your bunghole later.
Mike .. I think on Monday morning you may have to go to the doctor and have him take a look at yur azz ... In the next 24 hours you may think something crawled up it and died! LMAO
Doug
Liquidating my collection for the 3rd and final time. Time for others to enjoy what I have enjoyed over the last several decades. Money could be put to better use.
Stone, I saw that Man vs. Food from San Antonio the other night. My family and I will be in San Antonio in late October for the Notre Dame game, and we can't wait to get some of those 3.5 lb. cinnamon rolls from LuLu's that were on the show. My son wants us to try that "30 lb pizza" from Sweet Lou's (I think I remember that name right) as well. Should be a great trip as long as the Irish win!!
Mike
Doug
Liquidating my collection for the 3rd and final time. Time for others to enjoy what I have enjoyed over the last several decades. Money could be put to better use.
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I knew I remembered reading about the milk thing here.... anyway after reading this thread a couple of weeks ago, it inspired me to try it. I got $80 from coworkers in bets that I'd fail. I drank a gallon of milk (skim) in under an hour (52 minutes) and held it indefinitely without throwing up. The last pint was really tough, and I did feel ill for about 90 minutes after wards, but after that I felt great.
My secret to success was to be pretty thirsty to start. I drank about 1/2 the gallon in the first 5 minutes and then sipped the rest over the next 50 minutes. I also ate a few bananas beforehand to make sure my potassium levels were topped off.
I ended up chugging just over 64 ounces of various hot sauces and Tony's Creole Seasoning mixed together in around 40 seconds. I stopped when I figured no one could catch up. The runner up chugged 21 ounces...I went overboard. It sucked coming out.
Btw, I love all things spicy hot, that would have been fun!
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