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Would not kick it out of bed. (View Post)

The guy is in a cubicle of a changing room at the airport. He sees a slit in the wall almost waist high with a sign saying, "Your home away from home, one dollar." He puts in a dollar, unzi… (View Post)

Yep, better than...better than bullion. (View Post)

Older woman, really older, feeling poorly goes to doctor. Doctor, diagnoses and pronounces that she is with child. Woman, really upset, phones husband and says, "You horny old man, you have got … (View Post)

Now, THAT is sick humor, but brings smiles, hereabouts. (View Post)