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An Angel visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and unmarried sex if she wants to get into Heaven. The woman replied that she would try her best. The Angel visited the woman … (View Post)

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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me. (View Post)