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Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert to Catholicism or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He'd have a… (View Post)

On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erecti… (View Post)

Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her c… (View Post)

A major arrives at a remote post. “Where’s your lieutenant?” he asks a private. “Sir, there isn’t a lieutenant assigned to this post.” “I was told there was.” “No, sir, no lieutenant here.” “I’m pret… (View Post)

Grade Me ________ threads. This goes for, if the OP is behind bars or not (View Post)