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I feel slighted as I've no emails from kaka, some of you are so lucky, gosh man. (View Post)

I keep reading this thread as @golden got beaned! Is it just me? (View Post)

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, “Crus… (View Post)

This tale begins with the premise that no English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words: "Complete" or "Finished". In a linguistic … (View Post)

Me: What's the Wi-Fi password? Bartender: you need to buy a drink first. Me: Okay, I'll have a coke. Bartender: Is Pepsi ok? Me: Sure, how much is that? Bartender: $3 Me: There you go. So, what's the… (View Post)