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This tale begins with the premise that no English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words: "Complete" or "Finished". In a linguistic … (View Post)

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, “Crus… (View Post)

Me: What's the Wi-Fi password? Bartender: you need to buy a drink first. Me: Okay, I'll have a coke. Bartender: Is Pepsi ok? Me: Sure, how much is that? Bartender: $3 Me: There you go. So, … (View Post)

Uber funny, most will not get this one. (View Post)