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No, but a like, for sure! No Soup for you, as some would say in certain circles (View Post)

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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says, “Hello.” He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from, so he asks, “Do y… (View Post)

A 17-year-old male walks into a drug store. He says, "I've been invited to Thanksgiving dinner at my new girlfriend's house. Afterwards I hope there is a chance I get ‘lucky,’ you know… (View Post)

Jim was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. Jim took out his wallet, extracted ten d… (View Post)