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What are you in for? The Secret Service found out I was messing with Modern US coins and they threw the book at me! (I tried to find a meme generator, but couldn't make it work on this). (View Post)

Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X. She's never coming back... and don't ask Y. The more I get to know people, the more I realize why Noah let only animals on his ark. Women… (View Post)

Generally the precious metals always did better, like Richard Nachbar's ads used to say. (View Post)

A couple discusses the future... Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? Husband: Definitely not! W: Why not? Don't you like being married? H: Of course I do. W: Then why… (View Post)

A man walks into a bar, sits down and asks the bartender,"If I show you something truly amazing, will you let me drink for free for the rest of the night?" "It would have to be somethi… (View Post)