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Two for 1 special today only... Two lawyers are in a bank when, suddenly, two armed robbers burst in. While one of the robbers takes the money from the tellers, the other lines the customers, includi… (View Post)

Nine Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older: 9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world. 8 Life is sexually transmitted. 7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.… (View Post)

An oldie but I still laugh at the joke. “A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.” “Wow! You must have had one hell of a day,” said the barman. “Yes, I’ve jus… (View Post)

Was the line a play off Star's wars Yoda comment on fear? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g57LxM-GcSc (View Post)

U mean ....? "Be afraid. Be very afraid.". (View Post)