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“Doctor, I think my wife is getting hard of hearing.” “There’s a simple test you can run to see how bad the problem is: Start out 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone s… (View Post)

A fleeing warrior is lost in the desert and he’s in desperate need of water. Suddenly he sees what he thinks is a stall far off in the distance. Hoping he might find water there, he hurries towards t… (View Post)

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A lady is sitting, at her husband's funeral. A close friend approaches: "May I say a word?" She says, "Of course." The man approaches the podium: "Plethora," and returns… (View Post)

A guy meets a prostitute in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The g… (View Post)