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A guy walks into a bar. Says to the bartender: "Hey, bartender. I'm looking for Hortense. Is that Hortense over there?" Bartender: "I dunno, buddy. She looks pretty relaxed to me."… (View Post)

This one's a classic: A guy and his wife are playing golf for the first time on the gold course of an exclusive subdivision. He hooks his first tee shot, and it goes off, smashing through the bay win… (View Post)

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