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Happens quite a bit. I reflexively block such notices. I just hope you never get marooned in an Indonesian whore-house, and really need my money to buy your ticket home. (View Post)

I always liked this one: A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years… (View Post)

That reminds me of an old joke from Catholic school: It's Christmas night. The shepherds appear to honor the birth of the King, whereupon one of them steps in some sheep poop and yells: "Jesus C… (View Post)

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Dethroned. :'( I was getting a nosebleed anyway. (View Post)