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Imitation is the highest form of flattery. :) Besides, I ripped the joke off from a T-shirt ad, anyway. (View Post)

Actual Trial Transcripts: Q. Please state the location of your right foot immediately prior to impact. A. Immediately prior to impact, my right foot was located at the immediate end of my right leg. … (View Post)

I'm not going to get one. They hurt my feelings telling me I was banned when I tried to get the 75th anniv. gold. I'm very sensitive. (View Post)

Actual trial transcript: Q. Did you stay all night with this man in New York? A. I refuse to answer that question. Q. Did you stay all night with this man in Chicago? A. I refuse to answer that quest… (View Post)

Don't pi$$ off old people: The older we get, the less "Life in Prison" is a deterrent. (View Post)