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I think next time I’ll go wearing a tuxedo t-shirt. Best of both worlds. (View Post)

A collector’s favorite Christmas song: Silver and Gold. Why are collectors smelly? They avoid cleaning. (View Post)

A coin doctor’s favorite toy growing up? Silly putty (View Post)

What do you call a collector who goes into a tanning salon? Artificially toned. Best dessert for a collector? Wendy’s Frosties. (View Post)

A dime and a quarter got into an argument at church. As it turns out, they belong to different denominations. (View Post)