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Who cares. (View Post)

And made with gin. (View Post)

With my luck I would find the Walmart parking lot variety, and I can’t even find that. (View Post)

A hedge fund manager steps out of his Porsche and a truck races by and took the door off the car. My Porsche is ruined he screamed. A police officer shakes his head in disgust. You are so focused on … (View Post)

Only when Columbus discovered America it stayed discovered. Churchill joked to FDR at Yalta that Columbus was the first Communist. When he left he had no idea where he was going, when he arrived he h… (View Post)