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His doctor walked in to his hospital room and said, "I have bad news and I have good news." The patient replied, "O.K. Doc, give me the bad news first." "I'm afraid we're goi… (View Post)

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Here's the rest of the story: The armless man was replaced by his also armless twin brother who desperately wanted the job. Unfortunately, he suffered the same fate as his twin brother. When asked to… (View Post)

Do you know what they call a person who's very opposed to passing gas in public? A private tutor........ (View Post)

Two city slickers decide they were going to go bear hunting. They arranged for a cabin in the deep woods. Joe was to cook breakfast and Zeke was going to go out and scout around for a bear...but when… (View Post)