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A guy is having his one too many beers and burps and gets some on his shirt. "Oh, my wife is going to be pissed about this." The guy next to him said, "Just do what I do, stick a twent… (View Post)

Not if wasn't a good swimmer, looks like there's a pretty strong current there. (View Post)

A guy goes in for a job interview. Interviewer asks, "What do you think is your worst fault?" Applicant replied, "I'm too honest and straightforward." Interviewer then said, "… (View Post)

This on goes back a long way: Back in the wild west days, a piano player in a saloon had a monkey that danced around on top of the upright piano to entertain the customers. This night, for some reaso… (View Post)

A FEW BASIC TRUTHS Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you will have to pee. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll t… (View Post)