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I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I swallowed a giant marshmellow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone! (View Post)

I may have told this one before, so will apologize in advance: There was a clustered group of nuns who only spoke two words a year and that was to Sister Superior. After one year, a young nun simply … (View Post)

Two drunks are walking down a railroad track. One of them says, "Whew! This is the longest flight of stairs I've ever walked." The 2nd one says, "The steps don't bother me so much, it'… (View Post)

A guy went to his Doctor and was told he high blood pressure and perhaps the start of an ulcer. The Doctor questioned him and found he had a high pressure job and his only relaxation was playing high… (View Post)

That's pretty cleaver. They have sign up at my friends pool, "We don't swim in your toilet, please don't pee in our pool." (View Post)