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A guy goes to his lawyer and says, though he regrets it, he needs to divorce his wife. The lawyer points out that "she's a fine women, wife and mother to their two kids, so what;s the problem?&q… (View Post)

* The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner. * I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing. * 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2… (View Post)

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the husband went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the … (View Post)

An Irishman walks into a bar and ordered a beer and 3 straws. The patrons and the bartender wondered about the 3 straws and finally asked the gent what the 3 straws were all about. "Well, one of… (View Post)

The above joke keeps showing up without my resending it. Sorry about that. (View Post)