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There was a collector named Mach. He couldn't post without talking smack. He didn't win the silver coin. And now he's a sad lion. Maybe later in the week he'll come back. (View Post)

There is a line that can easily be crossed between cool and gauche. (View Post)

A canner, exceedingly canny, one morning remarked to his granny, "A canner can can Anything that he can; But a canner can't can a can, can he?" (View Post)

I just checked and the forecast is for mild temps with little to no wind. No percepitation. There may be an elevated risk of fire, otherwise weather wise, good-to-go. (View Post)

Oh, a wondrous bird is the pelican! His beak holds more than his belican. He takes in his beak Food enough for a week. But I'll be darned if I know how the helican. (View Post)