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A lawyer dies and somehow ends up in heaven. St. Peter greats him and tells him that a huge parade is being thrown in his honor with multiple marching bands, Angels flying about, floats, beautiful wo… (View Post)

A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband, types in a password "MYPENIS ". The wife fell on the ground laughing hysterically because of the err… (View Post)

Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building, when the first man turns to the other and says "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of t… (View Post)

Special Sandals A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the … (View Post)