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Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building, when the first man turns to the other and says "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of t… (View Post)

A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband, types in a password "MYPENIS ". The wife fell on the ground laughing hysterically because of the err… (View Post)

Men have better friends. Women's Friends: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The husband called his wife's ten best fri… (View Post)

A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put thes… (View Post)

That was grandpa's first wife. "She is out of the picture now." :) (View Post)