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Maybe a re-post but still funny: A ventriloquist's car breaks down near a farm and he decides to have a little fun with the redneck farmer that owned it. Hey there, he says. I bet I can make your hor… (View Post)

A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined!" "It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer. "Wo… (View Post)

A man approaches a very attractive women at the bar and after some small talk, he asked her if she would sleep with him for 1 million dollars? Without hesitation she said yes... Then he said, well wo… (View Post)

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* When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison. * To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it. * Age 60 might be the new 40, but 8:00 pm is the new midnight. … (View Post)