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A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined!" "It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer. "Wo… (View Post)

* When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison. * To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it. * Age 60 might be the new 40, but 8:00 pm is the new midnight. … (View Post)

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it I had amnesia once---or twice I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what? Protons have mass? I didn't even k… (View Post)

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