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Morning,

This is the third E-Bay account this clown has created to send me basically the same message or very similar. I don't answer, just report to E-Bay as harrassement, but still got to bring a smile on your face whichever Alt here is up to this !!!image

Dear thedutymon,

Dearest honarble Mr. Mon:

Why you block me for sekund time dear ally? I go two weeks to holy city of Armitsar to Sikh temple and you refuse my emails? Why oh why bruter? I ask for special shipping price on special Guidry card and now you raise price? You no no sheet about ekernomics.

I still desire card to place near other holy futball warriors like Detka and his bear frends. Also Mr. jonny united special also. This one estra special as it is Ron Guidry's cousin. Specal invetment for ekonermy.

I tink we stil have much in comon both hating those phucker pakis. They sell your chopter parts to the tiny chinks for 400 rupee. so sad, ally. you soon be phucked in holy hole by pakis just like us sikhs.

I await response please. I offer $0.65 w/ free shiping final price. I send in envlope or peaypal.

Please no more running from our deal and common things. no more games kind sir. we ship to new jersee as promised.

Forever,
Rajah


- phuckingpakigoats

Whatever Dude !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YeeHahimage

Neilimage
Actually Collect Non Sport, but am just so full of myself I post all over the place !!!!!!!

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  • bkingbking Posts: 3,095 ✭✭


    << <i>Morning,

    This is the third E-Bay account this clown has created to send me basically the same message or very similar. I don't answer, just report to E-Bay as harrassement, but still got to bring a smile on your face whichever Alt here is up to this !!!image

    Dear thedutymon,

    Dearest honarble Mr. Mon:

    Why you block me for sekund time dear ally? I go two weeks to holy city of Armitsar to Sikh temple and you refuse my emails? Why oh why bruter? I ask for special shipping price on special Guidry card and now you raise price? You no no sheet about ekernomics.

    I still desire card to place near other holy futball warriors like Detka and his bear frends. Also Mr. jonny united special also. This one estra special as it is Ron Guidry's cousin. Specal invetment for ekonermy.

    I tink we stil have much in comon both hating those phucker pakis. They sell your chopter parts to the tiny chinks for 400 rupee. so sad, ally. you soon be phucked in holy hole by pakis just like us sikhs.

    I await response please. I offer $0.65 w/ free shiping final price. I send in envlope or peaypal.

    Please no more running from our deal and common things. no more games kind sir. we ship to new jersee as promised.

    Forever,
    Rajah


    - phuckingpakigoats

    Whatever Dude !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    YeeHahimage

    Neilimage >>



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  • JustinsShoeboxJustinsShoebox Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭


    << <i>I tink we stil have much in comon both hating those phucker pakis. They sell your chopter parts to the tiny chinks for 400 rupee. so sad, ally. you soon be phucked in holy hole by pakis just like us sikhs. >>



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  • fattymacsfattymacs Posts: 2,579 ✭✭✭
    That is pretty funny.
  • Alfonz24Alfonz24 Posts: 3,113 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Don't give in to the darkside.
    #LetsGoSwitzerlandThe Man Who Does Not Read Has No Advantage Over the Man Who Cannot Read. The biggest obstacle to progress is a habit of “buying what we want and begging for what we need.”You get the Freedom you fight for and get the Oppression you deserve.
  • He is just doing that for a laugh, there is no one who would ever say that with correct intentions. Grammar is too scattered there are variances between sentences...

    I really think this guy is just messing with you.

  • cwazzycwazzy Posts: 3,257


    << <i>He is just doing that for a laugh, there is no one who would ever say that with correct intentions. Grammar is too scattered there are variances between sentences...

    I really think this guy is just messing with you. >>



    Really? Now I'm disappointed that it's not real. I was willing to bet a lot of money on it! Thanks for saving me, Sean!

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    Chris
    My small collection
    Want List:
    '61 Topps Roy Campanella in PSA 5-7
    Cardinal T206 cards
    Adam Wainwright GU Jersey
  • OAKESY25OAKESY25 Posts: 4,726 ✭✭✭
    that is funny as hell and I want to send him the card for free.. lol
  • HallcoHallco Posts: 3,651 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hi Rube!! image
  • stownstown Posts: 11,321 ✭✭✭
    Hatter!
    So basically my kid won't be able to go to college, but at least I'll have a set where the three most expensive cards are of a player I despise ~ CDsNuts
  • TonyCTonyC Posts: 1,399 ✭✭✭
    Didn't you post a message from this same clown a few months ago? That one was funnier, I forgot why though.
    Collecting Tony Conigliaro


  • << <i>Didn't you post a message from this same clown a few months ago? That one was funnier, I forgot why though. >>



    Afternoon,

    Yeah I did, and I don't remember what was in it either, I think that was one of his previous E-bay ID's.

    Neil
    Actually Collect Non Sport, but am just so full of myself I post all over the place !!!!!!!
  • jeff8877jeff8877 Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭
    Neil...that is absolutely hilarious. Brought a smile and made my day. Thank you sir.

    Jeff
  • This board can never be accused of lacking diverse characters.
  • vladguerrerovladguerrero Posts: 4,077 ✭✭✭


    << <i>I really think this guy is just messing with you. >>



    why would you think that?
  • eyeboneeyebone Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭
    what was the user id of that other board member (young guy as well, if memory serves) who simply did not get sarcasm?

    eyebone
    "I'm not saying I'm the best manager in the world, but I'm in the top one." Brian Clough
  • MBMiller25MBMiller25 Posts: 6,057 ✭✭
    I like that guy!
  • Thats the funniest thing I read all day.
  • lol, I only got through the first few sentences before I busted out laughing. The board does have it's characters!
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