A gal walks into a bank with a large quantity of change to deposit. The teller politely asks "Do you hoard quarters?" The gal replies "Actually my sister whored most of them."
Coin Dealer at small town show: "Wanna see my Monster Frank?" Lucy: "Eeeeewwww!!!! It's mottled!"
dwood
"France said this week they need more evidence to convince them Saddam is a threat. Yeah, last time France asked for more evidence it came rollin thru Paris with a German Flag on it." -Dave Letterman
Comments
"Senorita HepKitty"
"I want a real cool Kitty from Hepcat City, to stay in step with me" - Bill Carter
The teller politely asks "Do you hoard quarters?"
The gal replies "Actually my sister whored most of them."
Lucy: "Eeeeewwww!!!! It's mottled!"
"France said this week they need more evidence to convince them Saddam is a threat. Yeah, last time France asked for more evidence it came rollin thru Paris with a German Flag on it." -Dave Letterman
(Is that statement prophetic or pathetic?)
"Senorita HepKitty"
"I want a real cool Kitty from Hepcat City, to stay in step with me" - Bill Carter
<< <i>every time you have sex it's gonna cost you one way or another. >>
Yeah but whats a few Frankies?
"Senorita HepKitty"
"I want a real cool Kitty from Hepcat City, to stay in step with me" - Bill Carter
Michael
____________________________
<< <i>Yeah but whats a few Frankies? >>
Could be quite a bit...
I went home and got the money.................
Coinlearner, Ahrensdad, Nolawyer, RG, coinlieutenant, Yorkshireman, lordmarcovan, Soldi, masscrew, JimTyler, Relaxn, jclovescoins
Now listen boy, I'm tryin' to teach you sumthin' . . . . that ain't no optical illusion, it only looks like an optical illusion.
My mind reader refuses to charge me....
That's why I always carry at least $1 with me at all times.
You KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW what I like !!!!!!
(applies to coins or sex, of course)
Coinlearner, Ahrensdad, Nolawyer, RG, coinlieutenant, Yorkshireman, lordmarcovan, Soldi, masscrew, JimTyler, Relaxn, jclovescoins
Now listen boy, I'm tryin' to teach you sumthin' . . . . that ain't no optical illusion, it only looks like an optical illusion.
My mind reader refuses to charge me....
in the immortal words of Little Richard......
"Lucille, please come back where you belong, I've been good to you baby..Please don't leave me long..."
Lucille video in Real Audio, warning 5 meg file.
"Senorita HepKitty"
"I want a real cool Kitty from Hepcat City, to stay in step with me" - Bill Carter
"Senorita HepKitty"
"I want a real cool Kitty from Hepcat City, to stay in step with me" - Bill Carter