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It Could Never Happen Here?

Scene – Memphis, 3:27 AM The Raid

CP: Knock, Knock, Knock!

SB: Who’s there?

CP: Open up, it’s the Coin Police!

SB: Why officer, I'm just a poor old lady with a few toned 20 cent pieces.

CP: Open the door now or we’ll break it in!

SB: Ok, Sir, Madam, I’m coming, just let me put a nightgown on!

CP: We’re breaking the door down, we heard you flush the toilet, but we’ve called a plumber, you can’t get rid of your AT’d coin that easily.

SB: But sir (front door is broken in, plumber arrives to dig up the down stairs bathroom), I just wanted to freshen up for a second before opening the door.

CP: (Yelling in my face) Just the facts Ma’m, you own six toned twenty cent pieces, right!

SB: Yes Sir, but one of them was a gift from my Uncle Earl, I was only a girl of 14 (Coin Police turn over an antique book case, emptying the contents on the floor – no coins found), I know it’s natural.

CP: Where’s your certificate of Non-AT?

SB: I don’t have one Sir, I never bought the coin, it was given to me, I don’t plan on selling it. How did you even know I owned it?

CP: Shut up lady! We have our methods, our snitches, wiretaps, hackers who follow PCGS Coin Forum threads, even psychics work for the us.

CP: You’re under arrest – you have the right to sell your coins to the consortium of Big Dealers at their "bid price", the right to hire an attorney at your own expense, and most importantly, the right to confess.

SB: Please Sir, don’t take me, I’m innocent, I did nothing wrong. Why aren’t you going after the real coin doctors, the Consortium of Big Dealers know who they are, why aren’t you arresting them?

CP: Shut up lady, they’re protected persons, you’re coins are confiscated, you’re dead meat!

SB: Getting into the Coin Police Paddy Wagon, SB meets another forlorn, dejected soul. Sir, were you arrested on suspicion of AT, or harboring a known altered coin?

Other Arrested Person: Neither, I had a bumper sticker that read “You’ll Get My Coins Over My Cold, Dead Fingers”, but they got me before I could get them!

Patty wagon doors shut, the arrested are driven off into the night
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Comments

  • K6AZK6AZ Posts: 9,295
    Look Ma, another whine thread! image
  • RussRuss Posts: 48,514 ✭✭✭
    Hey, cool. This is something we haven't discussed yet!

    Russ, NCNE
  • I think the fumes of those chemicals Mr. Swimmer is using are getting to you!image
    " I hoard coins, that's what I do, it's my nature"
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  • CLASSICSCLASSICS Posts: 1,164 ✭✭
    order, order in the court, well how do you plead? well just dont stand there staring down at the floor, speak up. well do you have anythig to say for yourself, yes your honor, guilty, i confess i toned the coins, yes it was me, i couldnt help myself, ha-ha, ha,ha,ha, yes i did it , ha,ha,ha, thier coming to take me away ha-ha thier comming to take me away, ha-ha..image
  • K6AZK6AZ Posts: 9,295
    ROTFLMAO image


  • << <i>ROTFLMAO >>



    Now that it's off, I sure hope you're able to get it back on. image

    You'll need it for the next time you make an ... of yourself.image


  • << <i>Look Ma, another whine thread! >>



    Does this mean that you are telling Mommy? Sorry, I would never want to do anything that might hurt a little boy. image
  • Knock Knock

    Who's There?

    Living proof that all forms of birth control are not 100% effectiveimage
    " I hoard coins, that's what I do, it's my nature"
    ____________________________
  • gsaguygsaguy Posts: 2,425
    So, Memphis....perhaps we'll meet this weekend?image Bet you're as cute as a bug's ear SB.

    GSAGUY
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  • BearBear Posts: 18,953 ✭✭✭
    I thin Old Clank may have some competition

    in Southern Bell for story telling.image
    There once was a place called
    Camelotimage
  • that is some good stullf SouthernBelle! Though some very close-minded Members will never understand your jist. Don't pay any attention to Russ' crap, no one else does. image

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